Making running fun…by making fun of it
UTICA, N.Y. — Not realizing he is not subject to doping regulations like professional runners, amateur runner Jason “Jay” Mercer has banned himself from all road racing competition for five years for the use of creatine—which is not banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency nor the International Olympic Committee, neither of which governs him.
MONACO – Calling the course-misdirection debacle at the USATF Half Marathon Championships a “tremendous boon for the sport,” World Athletics has announced September’s Road Running Championships in Copenhagen will adopt …
Citing what it described as “elite virility” demonstrated by professional runner Preston Caldwell after impregnating his wife, energy gel company UCAN announced it has signed the marathoner to a lucrative five-year sponsorship deal.
Citing performance concerns related to professional runner Emma Bates’ decision to undergo what the company called a “non-essential medical procedure” known as giving birth, energy gel company UCAN announced it is dropping the athlete effective immediately.
Following the breakout success of Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Netflix has ordered six seasons of a new docuseries, Run to Have Fun, centered on amateur runners who run strictly for enjoyment and personal fulfillment.
How big’s your pair? That’s the question now consuming male runners everywhere after Runner’s World confirmed running shoe stack height is the new “penis size.”
